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Kardashian Business Failures: The Desire to Quietly Forget

Some pretty dodgy deals and some fragrances we can never remember. The worst and weirdest Kardashian business ventures of all time! When Kendall and Kylie’s offices received an eviction notice for $57k for unpaid rent, many wondered whether their clothing line is set to join the massive list of abandoned Kardashian ventures,  they wish you would forget.

Kylie and Kendall’s book (Rebels: City of Indra)

Creator: Gilbert Carrasquillo | Credit: FilmMagic | Copyright: 2014 Gilbert Carrasquillo

The youngest two from the Kardashian clan debuted the literary circles with a dystopian novel with both cited as authors, and they may have written it. Unlike others in this list, you can secure this total classic should you wish to read it. It’s only a matter of time before this is added to the school curriculum.

Kardashian Khaos

A souvenir store in Vegas offered fans a range of key rings, beach towels and t-shirts with the siblings’ faces on it. They also sold bottled water for a whopping $8 and it was no surprise when the shop closed down in 2014 after just three years, due to the realisation that it was rather uncool. Not a very Kreative idea!

That Time Kris Decided She Wanted To Be Simon Cowell

Kris, ever restless and all powerful, sat down to manage a girl band. After becoming bored with this side-hobby, the job passed on to son Rob who couldn’t handle it with his zero experience as a music manager. Just guessing!

Kardashian Kollection for Dorothy Perkins

Think of a time when the sisters weren’t known for their trend-setting fashion sense.  Don’t worry, to definitely jog your memory, their Dotty P collection dropped in 2012 with much leopard prints involved and so many peplums. Far removed from the wavy yeezy garms being sported now. This reminds us to be happy that 2012 is over.

The Kardashian Kard Saga

Credit: The Newtown Bee

This short-lived venture launched, was a pre-paid debit card with enormous fees that bombed in the market. But distancing from the product secured a huge 75-million-dollar lawsuit for contract-breaking. Forget that nightmare.

Sealed With A Kris

Digitally handwritten art products, T-shirts, stickers, stationary & more. Pretty standard till you view the names on each bottle- ‘KHLOE HAD A LITTLE LAM-LAM’ named after Lamar Odom, then her husband.  Also ‘SEALED WITH A KRIS’ placed adjacent to ‘MY EMPIRE MY RULES’. Wow!

Socks with Pizza on Guys

Rob was very young when he became passionate about hosiery and his passion came to life with an incredible range of socks that are colourful with the words SOCKS WITH PIZZA ON GUYS in it. The venture is still on but no need to flock to their website, for the hottest pair of Geezy’s in town.

Kris’s Talk Show… Kris

The world’s most famous momager matriarch tried to build an even bigger empire using the Kardashian name; but her talk show work bombed. She basically interviewed all her family members and famous close friends, which is basically KUWTK in a nutshell. You can’t have it all as the show lasted the summer of 2013.

GLAM – How to smell like Kim Kardashian

Creator: Joe Scarnici | Credit: FilmMagic | Copyright: 2010 Joe Scarnici

Described as ”a captivating smell that inspired strength, confidence, and glamour”, we envision Kim using this scent, far away from the ultra-cool latest fragrance inside a healing crystal. Maybe Kimmy, that awkward phase is a necessary part of life.

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